Thursday, October 16, 2008

No Way, No How, No Walmart

Some of you might be wondering where 
we have been staying this trip.
I am glad to inform you that we are not staying 
in Walmart parking lots.
Why?
Well, for several reasons:

1. There is way too much gear in the van for us to make the bed
and all sleep comfortably

(This is the pile of stuff that I have to climb over to get to Orin,
I am turning into quite the gymnast on this trip)
2. Sleeping in Walmart parking lots is only slightly more fun
than having a root canal drilled
and, most importantly,

3. We have cats.

Needy Cats.

Cats that crave such luxuries as a litter box
and some time out of their carriers.

On day one, I hadn't gotten the cat situation figured out.
I think I left them in there too long because, in sheer protest,
Cali chewed her way out of her carrier.
To flaunt her new-found freedom,
she decided that she would make herself comfortable
on top of Trouble's carrier.

This wasn't fair, of course, so we had to make an emergency stop
to get her a chew-proof carrier.
Now I let the cats out in the afternoon
after making a spot in the chaos for their litter box.
They love their hour of freedom,
and often spend it assisting with the navigating.
Trouble is more useful in this regard than Cali
who doesn't bother to look at the road.
So, to answer the original question of where we have been staying:

Motel 6: the discount, pet-friendly chain

Which is where we are right now, stretching the definition of pet friendly
and watching the Red Sox fall apart in their World Series efforts.

(Please Note: I had to go back into this blog and edit this last section:
What a rally!!! Go Sox!!!)

See you tomorrow.

A Stroke of Good Fortune

I have recently been informed of a bit of information 
that allows me to feel substantially better 
about my early-trip directional mess-up.

We were in a truck stop the other day looking for stickers for the van.
While poking around in the isles, we ran into a friendly trucker
who informed us that we should be thankful we weren't in the midwest 
a couple days earlier.

Apparently they got over two feet of snow, 
closing down the highways for hours.

So between my bad directions, 
and October knowing the perfect time to break down,
we missed quite a serious storm.

Luck rides with us I suppose. 

Monday, October 13, 2008

Niagara Falls (Finally)

Yesterday we finally reached Niagara Falls
the first, and only, official stop we have planned for the trip home.
As we followed the crowds towards the falls, 
Orin, sensing excitement in the air, 
started flailing his limbs and cougaring wildly.
The people walking in front of us kept turning around to watch us,
intrigued by the crazy baby.

The falls were nothing short of spectacular

and were highlighted by picture-perfect rainbows.
It was well worth the extra trip.
After New York we drove through Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania is the birthplace of the 
Constitution of the United States
and the Declaration of Independence.

They also have a pretty cool glass yurt.
And an optimistic motto.
Today, we travelled through Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, and Iowa.
Highlights of that section of the trip will have to wait, though,
because I am off to bed now to dream of fields of corn
as far as the eye can see.

Goodnight from the central time zone.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Leaving Mass Attempt #1

This is what the last blog was supposed to look like:

I was going to show you the 
entirely unreasonable amount of gear we packed into the van
from three different angles (for added effect)
The side door:
The front:
And the dog "nest" in the back.
I was going to mention how Orin refused to help pack
the van, even though most of the avalanche-waiting-to-happen was his.
There would be a couple pictures from our last
moments with Grandma Elisabeth and Grandpa Dean,
and I would say how hard it was to leave, 
how great of a time we had this summer,
how thankful we are for everything they have done 
for us and for Orin, and how
much we are going to miss them.
And then I was going to have a spectacular picture of Niagara Falls
to lift the mood of the blog.

But instead, I have this:
A picture of the tow truck we had to call to come meet us at
the hotel where we spent the night in some godforsaken town in
northern Vermont after the most horrendous map-reading
blunder that I have ever made in my life.

Ever.

This was way worse than the time I ended up in New Hampshire 
trying to get back to Shutesbury (thanks for reminding me Andy)
Or the time I thought the lights of Boston were Worchester...
why not, right?
Yesterday morning we found ourselves significantly off-course
with a van that would not start.
So what did we do: we made the best of the situation
 and headed to Burlington for a little sight-seeing.

But what about the van that wouldn't start?
We parked on a hill in a spot where nobody could block us in
and crossed our fingers that the jump-start trick would work.
The first thing we did upon arriving in Burlington
was to go down to the water to see Lake Champlain.
Burlington is beautiful,
from almost every block there is an amazing view 
of the lake and surrounding hills.

After the waterfront, we headed to Church Street,
the main strip in the city, for some uncontrolled acts of tourism.
We bought Orin a Vermont Moose tee-shirt 
(picture to come)
and some stickers for the van's collection.
After lunch, we decided it was time to get back on the road and 
figureout what we were going to do about the van.
When I did a search for the best way to get to 
Niagara Falls from Burlington,
Mapquest directed me back almost all the way 
to my father's house,
so we decided to head back there to fix the starter.
When we informed my brother of our plans,
he said he was driving up from North Carolina 
to help Casey fix the van.
I told him he was crazy, but he replied
"I am just that dedicated to my nephew"
Actually, I think getting to spend some extra time with his awesome
girlfriend, Alicia, may have had more to do with why he made the trip,
but it was sure great to see him.

As is turns out, Casey already had enough help with the van.
Who knew Orin was such a handyman?
After the van was back to starting without assistance
my brother, Alicia, and Casey took Orin to the pumpkin patch 
for round two pumpkin picking.
The only difference was this place boasted a pretty cool blue moose. 
Once again, Orin found a good pumpkin
and all was well.
We even got to see the beginning of leaf season in New England
while we worked on getting the van repaired.
So I suppose in the end, it all worked out for the best.
Had we gone the right way, 
the van would have broken down in western NY.
That would have caused a much trickier situation because 
we would have had nowhere to stay while it was getting fixed.
Also, my brother had connections in MA and found us a place 
where we could get the special order starter in right away.
This just proves, once again, that everything happens for a reason.
So tomorrow morning we are off to Niagara Falls.
But this time I am not making any promises :)

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

This is not a joke

Well, I have good news and bad news.
You get the good news first:
Turns out, we are going to see Burlington, Vermont after all.

"What!!?? Why are you in Vermont... do you realize that northern
VT is ridiculously far from Niagara Falls???"... 
Yes, I do.

Which brings me to the bad news:
I can't read directions
I completely lack an internal compass.
I am a hopelessly pathetic person.
I caused us to drive 6 hours and 20 minutes out of the way.
We are nowhere near Niagara Falls.
And, to top things off,
the van is dead.

Yup, I am not kidding.
Totally dead.
Casey thinks it is the starter.
Which is only a big deal if you plan on ever being able to stop.
Right.

Pretty bad start to the trip, huh?

I don't even have the ambition to upload pictures right now,
so here is what we are going to do.
Tomorrow, when we have fixed this whole mess,
I am going to write a blog. 
The blog which should have appeared today
had absolutely everything not gone wrong. 

And we will just sweep this whole thing under the rug.
So tune in tomorrow for:
Day One of Our Move to Portland (again)

P.S. Jenn, if you would like to meet us in NY, we still can.
I think we will be there on Friday (hopefully).
I can't call you from my cell, but check your email and 
I will let you know when we have the details pinned down.
Hope it works, can't wait to see you:)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Endless Packing...

Tomorrow, barring any catastrophic events
(such as somebody stealing the van in the middle of the night tonight...
or, more likely, the van simply not starting in the morning)
we will be leaving Massachusetts tomorrow.
Which means, today was Packing Day.

Things definitely got worse
before they got better.
but I am proud to say, we have managed to cram at least half of our
possessions in the van.
The rest is in an enormous pile by the door,
waiting expectantly for morning.
I am not sure if I am just overly tired,
but I think it has begun talking to me... 
taunting me, daring me to even attempt to fit the rest.

Occasionally, it laughs.

I think I need to go to bed now.

Tune in tomorrow(ish) to see the last-stand packing battle photos.

And we will see you in Niagara Falls.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Pumpkin Patch Babies and a Few Goodbyes

Casey has worked his last day at the Andover Whole Foods. 

I think it is safe to say that he is ecstatic.
Three weeks of vacation before heading back to the grind.

To kick it off, on Tuesday morning, we headed out of town 
to spend a couple days with my father and Carla.
We had a really nice time in Williamstown...
especially Casey who got to go golfing every day we were there.
Apparently, him and my father dominated the 
"nursing home golf league,"
as my father calls it.
Saying goodbye was sad,
but my father is planning a trip out to Oregon to visit us soon,
so it won't be too long before we see him again.

On Saturday, Colleen and Rowan came up to visit us for the weekend.
Saturday we spent the day relaxing with the babies and
playing board games.

On Sunday, we woke up to a perfect fall morning:
cool air, bright sun, crunchy leafs... and decided it was time to
get into the holiday spirit with a little pumpkin carving.
So we headed off to Smolak Farms.
The farm was packed.
We weren't the only people who woke up that morning 
and thought "pumpkins!"
By the time we arrived, the pumpkin patch had been 
substantially thinned, but Rowan managed to find 
a good pumpkin right away.
Orin used a very complicated method of pumpkin selection,
which involved, among other things, whether the pumpkin
had a stem long enough to support him while standing up.

This one made the cut.
And, because it was the last time the boys were going to 
see each other for awhile,
we allowed ourselves to indulge in a few pumpkin patch portraits.

After selecting our pumpkins, we went to see some of the 
barnyard animals.
Orin liked the guinea hens the best.
We told him he could take one home if he could catch it.
Needless to say, we have not acquired a new pet. 
When we got back from the farm,
it was time to say goodbye to Colleen and Rowan.
Orin was so sad about their leaving, that he refused to wake
up from his nap to bid them farewell.
By the time they left, it was nearly 7pm: Game Time!
So we got together our Boston gear
and did a quick carve before the game got underway.
I was feeling really pumped about the post-season
and decided to express myself via pumpkin.
The best part about the design was what was left over.
Yummy B!
Actually, after I took this picture, I tried to take the B away
and Orin screamed in protest,
so I let him keep it... that's a true Boston fan.
Here is the street view:

But enough with that... here is Casey's haunted pumpkin.
Pretty scary, huh?