Blue Man Group

 If you have never found yourself in a small theater

lit up by strobe lights and 4 ten ft diameter glowing beach balls,

listening to a techno backbeat while precussionists

bang on drums covered with paint

(and of course the paint is splattering everywhere),

while yanking rolls of a toilet paper-like substance 

off reels attached to the walls as fast as you can

and laughing your butt off,

then you have never been to see Blue Man Group.

I suggest you fix that situation sooner rather than later.

You won't regret it.

Orin sure didn't.

Here he is after the show introducing his Blue Man 

to one of the real blue men.

Amazing stuff.